WOW Marisa!! WOW!!

applaud for penises,

thats really funny!

i can always imagine you laughing like an insane person,

just like how i do! hahaha
i had quite a crazy laughing time lastnight as well

im dieing of laughter right now just thinking about it!

ok so this very possibly might be the funniest story ever!!! and i might as well tell u cus it is an amazinginly HILARIOUS story

so.....me and my one of my friends monica wanted to go to walmart lastnight to get stuff to make brownies and then i needed iron on letters for the back of my Guy t shirt to say "Liz

Guy" on the back ( did u see my t shirt?! it finally came

) so........we needed to get to her car, but she had to park it at the stadium and its like a mile walk to get their from our dorms, so we asked our friend Donnie if he could take us but his car was at the stadium too!! so he didnt want to take us really cus it was already like 12 am and we begged him cus we just wanted him to hang out with us so we said that if he didnt go with us Muscle Matt would prolly find us and rape us ......( Muscle Matt is this creepy kid on the 8th floor who is like a body builder and he thinks he is so hot and he asked me out earlier this year and

he is so wierd and arrogant.....just think of Geston frm Beauty and the Beast

so Donnie was like, ok ok ill go with you guys i dont want u 2 to get raped by Muscle Matt....

so anyway we ended up taking our bikes and riding them over to the stadium cus it was faster that way. well anyway there is this pond off to the side on the way there and me and monica were being extremely redic. and just laughing at stupid things and we turned the corner on our bikes and monica was back looking at me and laughing so she didnt see that this goose was right in front of her

so here she is, she snips the back of the goose's butt with her bike and the goose is like hobbling away and then she looses control of her bike and somehow she turns another corner and she slides off the back of her bike but somehow her jean leg is caught in the spoke of the bike and her jeans just come falling down and she had a thong on

and this is the best part............just as i turn the corner too, all of the sudden there is Muscle Matt coming behind the back of the stadium and monica's bare ass right there for him to see

HAHAHAHAH here she is trying to pull her pants back up HAHAHAHA he is so creepy how he just appeared and i seriously fell off my bike dieing in laughter at how rediculous this whole thing was OMG!!

i think i peed my pants a lillaughing SO hard

i was crying it was the funniest thing EVER so i had to tell you

hope it makes sense