What made you LOL today?

guy42

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Basically all comments for this video are something like these:

what if the dog brings the stick back to you because they think you enjoy throwing it?
/music plays

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
/music plays

If I asked for coal for Christmas, but was naughty all year, would I get coal?
/music plays

If a illegal immigrant fought a child molester would it be called "Alien vs. Predator?"
/music plays

if you kill yourself, you're the victim or the murder?
/rip

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
/music plays

My dog understands all my commands. But I never get what he wants when he barks. Does that make my dog smarter then me?
/music plays

If left is right, and right is wrong. Then Left is right which is wrong which makes it right, but left is right so right is left which makes left wrong which makes it right which is wrong
/music plays

In the word "scent", is the s or c silent?
/music plays

Your lips don't touch when you say "touch" but your lips touch when you say "separate"
/music plays

If you empty the vacuum cleaner are you the vacuum cleaner?
/music plays

A day can be sunny, but night can not be moony
/music plays

If you drop a bar of soap is the soap dirty or is the floor clean?
/music plays

If you spelt "incorrect" correctly, would it still be incorrect?
/music plays

They say actions speak louder than words, but isn't speaking an action?
/music plays

If you not supposed to talk to strangers.. how your suppose to meet new people??
/music plays

Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix
/music plays

if you text purely emojis... is it still a text?
/music plays

Roses are red, but violets are violet
/music plays

the opposite of firefly is waterfall
/music plays

Do crabs think fish can fly?
/music plays

What if it's called sand because it's between the sea and the land?

If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?
/music plays

Monday is far from Friday, but Friday is close to Monday.
/MUSIC PLAYS

Do you need to do homework, if you are homeless?
/music plays
 

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Basically all comments for this video are something like these:

what if the dog brings the stick back to you because they think you enjoy throwing it?
/music plays

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
/music plays

If I asked for coal for Christmas, but was naughty all year, would I get coal?
/music plays

If a illegal immigrant fought a child molester would it be called "Alien vs. Predator?"
/music plays

if you kill yourself, you're the victim or the murder?
/rip

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
/music plays

My dog understands all my commands. But I never get what he wants when he barks. Does that make my dog smarter then me?
/music plays

If left is right, and right is wrong. Then Left is right which is wrong which makes it right, but left is right so right is left which makes left wrong which makes it right which is wrong
/music plays

In the word "scent", is the s or c silent?
/music plays

Your lips don't touch when you say "touch" but your lips touch when you say "separate"
/music plays

If you empty the vacuum cleaner are you the vacuum cleaner?
/music plays

A day can be sunny, but night can not be moony
/music plays

If you drop a bar of soap is the soap dirty or is the floor clean?
/music plays

If you spelt "incorrect" correctly, would it still be incorrect?
/music plays

They say actions speak louder than words, but isn't speaking an action?
/music plays

If you not supposed to talk to strangers.. how your suppose to meet new people??
/music plays

Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix
/music plays

if you text purely emojis... is it still a text?
/music plays

Roses are red, but violets are violet
/music plays

the opposite of firefly is waterfall
/music plays

Do crabs think fish can fly?
/music plays

What if it's called sand because it's between the sea and the land?

If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?
/music plays

Monday is far from Friday, but Friday is close to Monday.
/MUSIC PLAYS

Do you need to do homework, if you are homeless?
/music plays
LOL
I've seen a lot of those comments but also ones arguing about the meaning of vapor wave itself. Things about it showing bland, mass produced 80s pop slowed down because it's represents consumerism, materialism, it's anti industry and long comments from a bunch of pseudo intellectuals. It reminds me of the pop art movement in the 60s somewhat.

Also the one with the illegal immigrant is ridiculous HA
 

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I just have to put this here.

Have a look at this Instagram video Coldplay posted this evening.

And keep focusing on the guy in the purple shirt.

Mobile Link: https://www.instagram.com/p/BV0KH1LFtFL/


He really gets out of synch and realizes it just when Chris sings "oh lets go back to the start" [emoji16]
 

I ran away

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Basically all comments for this video are something like these:

what if the dog brings the stick back to you because they think you enjoy throwing it?
/music plays

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
/music plays

If I asked for coal for Christmas, but was naughty all year, would I get coal?
/music plays

If a illegal immigrant fought a child molester would it be called "Alien vs. Predator?"
/music plays

if you kill yourself, you're the victim or the murder?
/rip

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
/music plays

My dog understands all my commands. But I never get what he wants when he barks. Does that make my dog smarter then me?
/music plays

If left is right, and right is wrong. Then Left is right which is wrong which makes it right, but left is right so right is left which makes left wrong which makes it right which is wrong
/music plays

In the word "scent", is the s or c silent?
/music plays

Your lips don't touch when you say "touch" but your lips touch when you say "separate"
/music plays

If you empty the vacuum cleaner are you the vacuum cleaner?
/music plays

A day can be sunny, but night can not be moony
/music plays

If you drop a bar of soap is the soap dirty or is the floor clean?
/music plays

If you spelt "incorrect" correctly, would it still be incorrect?
/music plays

They say actions speak louder than words, but isn't speaking an action?
/music plays

If you not supposed to talk to strangers.. how your suppose to meet new people??
/music plays

Once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix
/music plays

if you text purely emojis... is it still a text?
/music plays

Roses are red, but violets are violet
/music plays

the opposite of firefly is waterfall
/music plays

Do crabs think fish can fly?
/music plays

What if it's called sand because it's between the sea and the land?

If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?
/music plays

Monday is far from Friday, but Friday is close to Monday.
/MUSIC PLAYS

Do you need to do homework, if you are homeless?
/music plays
OMG some of these are really good :joy:
 

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I just have to put this here.

Have a look at this Instagram video Coldplay posted this evening.

And keep focusing on the guy in the purple shirt.

Mobile Link: https://www.instagram.com/p/BV0KH1LFtFL/


He really gets out of synch and realizes it just when Chris sings "oh lets go back to the start" [emoji16]
I liked the snapchat story from today where there is a guy right in the front who obviously was dragged there by his wife/girlfriend/friend and she is singing along and he is just staring into the camera like he cant believe someone is videoing him.
 

guy42

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I just have to put this here.

Have a look at this Instagram video Coldplay posted this evening.

And keep focusing on the guy in the purple shirt.

Mobile Link: https://www.instagram.com/p/BV0KH1LFtFL/

He really gets out of synch and realizes it just when Chris sings "oh lets go back to the start" [emoji16]
Haha! But to be fair the back of the crowd gets out of sync with the front as well.

I liked the snapchat story from today where there is a guy right in the front who obviously was dragged there by his wife/girlfriend/friend and she is singing along and he is just staring into the camera like he cant believe someone is videoing him.
Yeah, I saw that one too :D
 

guy42

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I recently read a joke that goes like this:

A group of girls were advised that they need to bite their lip to look more attractive. They followed the advice; the problem is that nobody told them they need to bite the lower one!
 

Nie

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A little typo [emoji16]
 

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A guy in a thread asked the opening poster why he smelled and was fat at the same time and someone said that it is because it was fat, lol. :)
 

M Marks The Spot

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What made me LOL today? The fact that I'm looking for the song that one can hear in an older commercial promoting Visine eyes drops. :joy:
 
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M Marks The Spot

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My lack of concentration made me laugh at myself today because I wrongly translated a sentence written in the student book during German course. It goes Darum denke ich mir, dass die Marsstraße hier irgendwo sein muss. which I would translate into English as "That's why I think that the Mars Street has to be somewhere here." But I mistook "denke" for "danke" so I said "That's why I thank myself that the Mars Street has to be somewhere here.". I couldn't help but laugh at this since it was way to funny to forget that immediately. :joy:
 
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