Pokéjoke~!

[Guest DavidG]

my friend Emma sent me this..

 

whadda ya think?

 

http://pokemonad.theomniverse.com/episodes.html

 

It's called "Pokémon After Dark" and it's funny as hell sometimes.

 

Oak: Well, I suppose so. After all he can solve complex logic problems and communicate using abstract concepts.

 

Ash: So doesn't that make him my slave?

 

Oak: Well...I...suppose...

 

Ash: Hahaha! Fear me slave! Do your exalted master's dark bidding!

 

Pikachu: (shocks the bejesus out of Ash)

 

Ash: Some slave...can I just beat him with a stick when he misbehaves?

 

Oak: No Ash. That would be wrong.

 

Ash: But making him battle other sentient beings in a bloody battle to the death wouldn't be, Professor?

 

Oak: It sure wouldn't be.

 

Ash: Kick ass! Let's go Pikachu. (tries to get Pikachu in the poké ball)

[°°°Morning°Glory°°°]

:lol:

[MAFE]

hehehehehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Valleyboy]

Pikachu: Pika pika! (You shall pay for the sins of mankind with your Blood.)

 

Ash: Pikachu what the hell is the matter with you?! Why would you say that?

 

Misty: Ewww, it's sticky and gooey!

 

Ash: I got something sticky and gooey for yah!

 

Misty: Gross!

 

Pikachu: Pika! (The unholy wrath of demon shall consume your Flesh.)

 

Misty: Ash, what did he just say to me?

 

Ash: You don't want to know...

 

Suddenly a caterpie appears.

 

Caterpie: {Random bug noises}

 

Ash: Yes! Another to force my eternal will upon! Pikachu, attack!

 

Pikachu: Pika! (One thousand ghosts shall awaken to the destruction of your Soul.)

 

Ash: Umm, just weaken it ok? Don't annihilate it.

 

Pikachu shocks Caterpie and Ash captures it.

 

Ash: Hooray! I got a caterpie!

 

Pikachu: Pika pika! (Soon the wrath of SaTaN shall consume us all!)

 

haha

really funny, indeed