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You know you're adducted to Coldplay if you have ever said

You dont understand them like I do! To a friend or family member.

 

 

Oh, don't get me wrong... I've never said that before

Just saying.

 

Has anyone ?

 

I say that All THE TIME. Like every day. Usually to my mother.

 

When you spend an hour writing your friend a pervy fanfic involving her and Chris.............................

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I guess it's just a publicity joke that people think they're gay..

So, i wont take it personally..

When you take every Coldplay is gay joke VERY personally............

...Are you going to post that fanfic?

OMG! I completely forgot! Thanks for reminding me Lhuna!!!! I'll post it tonight, I swear!

Pervvvv Alert!

 

I swear on Chris's balls:wink3: Now THAT'S a promise:laugh3:

 

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when you're shopping and your mom calls you into the dressing room because clocks is playing :D

 

and when someone's facebook status is this "when the truth is i miss you:heart:"

and you "like" it and comment on it saying "that's one of my favorite songs!:heart:"

and they say "Daaaaang. You catch EVERY Coldplay lyric I put up!!"

 

:smug::lol::D

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@Lhuna! Ahhh!!! NO, Chrissy!!!!!!:bigcry:

 

I'm posting it now!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

OK so this fanfic is based off of my Toronto concert experience. It describes the story of how Guy was totally miserable until he saw us at Toronto, and then he loved us!::rolleyes:Its' just for fun:D I wanted to post it here first, just a small part of it, before I post it on the fanfic thread, to see if it's good enough.

 

Guy was lounging backstage after the latest concert(I don't know which concert was right before Toronto...was it Saratoga Springs?)waiting for Chris to finish singing autographs."The girls always flock to Chris" thought Guy with more than a bit of resentment. "He gets the girls, and I get the gay guys!" he mused, thinking about the time when 2 gay guys had come up to the band and told Chris that the concert had been good, but there was't enough of "that guy", gesturing towards none other that Guy of course. Guy cringed as he replayed that awful memory over and over. "This is ridiculous! I'm not gay, dammit! Why do gay guys come to me!!?? If anything, Chris is the gay one! The way he looks at Jonny.....But yet I'm the one who gets all the gay fans." Not that he had anything personal against gay people. he just didn't want them as fans of his......physique.

 

 

^When you actually take the time to write this fan fiction at 2AM one time when you're siting in your room, not tired......

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Hehehehehehe...that's funny.

Thanks:kiss:

@Katie LMFAO. nice. guy's hidden resentment?

though it's faulty there...Guy has many...MANY female fans :P

 

When you sing coldplay songs with people via twitter.

Lol of course it's faulty Karen!:rolleyes: It's not as if Guy actually wants to...well I can't give that away just yet:wink:.......

^ Katie I love it! :laugh1:

Thanks Kendall!:) I'll post the whole thing on the fanfic thread now.

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When this is your text conversation between you and a guy friend:

 

Kendall: I'm bored...

Friend: Do what i told you last time you said you were bored

Kendall: What was that?

Friend: Go kiss someone

Kendall: Sorry I didn't get to that yet...the closest I ever get is kissing photos of celebrities I'll never have

Friend: That's a little creepy

Kendall: I was kidding

 

^ When the celebrities are Coldplay and you are certainly NOT kidding :wink3:

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When this is your text conversation between you and a guy friend:

 

Kendall: I'm bored...

Friend: Do what i told you last time you said you were bored

Kendall: What was that?

Friend: Go kiss someone

Kendall: Sorry I didn't get to that yet...the closest I ever get is kissing photos of celebrities I'll never have

Friend: That's a little creepy

Kendall: I was kidding

 

^ When the celebrities are Coldplay and you are certainly NOT kidding :wink3:

 

Go kiss someone?

Hahahahha what the heck.

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