KissesBirds Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 When you start to pull your hair out because you don't know who is singing "Ohhhhhhh ooooooohhhhhhhh" at 3 min into Viva La Vida. Because you really really really really really really really want to know which of them is singing there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bresc Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 You know ... when.. you have not yet found someone you want to marry, and have no intention of kicking the bucket any time soon, yet you're already devising a plan to have Coldplay play (live) swallowed in the sea at your wedding (for your bridal waltz), and fix you at your funeral (as you're being carried out in a casket)... just realised, isn't it great how they are equally as relevant and important at both the happiest and saddest moments of your life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
childoftheunderworld Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 You know you're addicted to Coldplay when... YOU MEASURE COOKING TIME BY HOW MANY COLDPLAY SONGS IT TAKES TO BAKE! :laugh3: That one takes the cake! (man, that is a terrible pun ... sorry!) :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
childoftheunderworld Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 :laugh3:, It seems that in this part of the world nobody understands how great is to listen a Coldplay song in a party. :P Nobody in my part of the world, either! Everybody wants to listen to Fergie and Blink 182 and other hip-hop and rock artists that I can't think of right now. I mean, they get so much airtime on the radio as it is, do you have to play them incessantly at parties as well?! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
childoftheunderworld Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 You know ... when.. you have not yet found someone you want to marry, and have no intention of kicking the bucket any time soon, yet you're already devising a plan to have Coldplay play (live) swallowed in the sea at your wedding (for your bridal waltz), and fix you at your funeral (as you're being carried out in a casket)... just realised, isn't it great how they are equally as relevant and important at both the happiest and saddest moments of your life... Absolutely true. When I'm at the lowest of lows I only listen to Coldplay. And when I'm ridin' a high Coldplay is who I turn to to get me even higher. I would marry a guy who, when proposing, would either sing "A Message" himself, complete with full band, or get Coldplay to sing it for me live. Then, at our wedding (I mean of course I'd marry him after that!!), Coldplay would perform "Yellow" live. For a funeral, "The Scientist" is an appropriate song, although I want "Yellow" to be played at my funeral because it never fails to make me bawl like a deranged baby and it has special significance for me - it was the first Coldplay song I'd ever heard. Anyway ... You know you're obsessed with Coldplay when you stop thinking in normal sentences and instead think in Coldplay songs. :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleluvscp Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 Then' date=' at our wedding (I mean of course I'd marry him after that!!), Coldplay would perform "Yellow" live.[/quote'] That'd be funny.. "Do you take childoftheunderworld to be your lawfully wedded wife and promise to make Coldplay play The Scientist and Yellow at her funeral?" "I do" ...beautiful :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleluvscp Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 When you've got Violet Hill as your ringtone and don't answer the phone when people call you just so you can hear the song :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::Hayley:: Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 When you've got Violet Hill as your ringtone and don't answer the phone when people call you just so you can hear the song :P hahah that's a good one :P - When you walk instead of taking the car so you can listen to Coldplay's new songs on your mp3 player - a great tip for getting fit people! :D :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleluvscp Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 When instead of telling someone "I don't want to listen to you" you just raise all the volume on A Whisper or any other loud Coldplay song ...and they get the point :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 ...when Coldplay make you fail your exams due to lack of studying and spending all day listening to Coldplay and visiting this forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleluvscp Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 I think it's safe to say that 99% of Coldplayers are bad students :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplayer11 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 i guess im the 1% lol..not all coldplayers are bad :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleluvscp Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 ok then I shall refrase... It's safe to say that 99% of Coldplay OBSESEES are bad students Is that even a word?? hahahahahahahaha yea I'm in the 99% :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplay007 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 you know you're addicted to coldplay when... you'll slice the bitches throat who ever touches guy berryman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justpeachy Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 how about you know youre addicted to coldplay when you go into work late to stay home and get presale tickets! hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleluvscp Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 oh Coldplay presale tickets are much more important than work :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justpeachy Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 oh of course!!! the good thing is, i asked my boss about it and she knows what i wacko i am about coldplay and was totally fine with it! she even told me to take the day off for the today show concert but there is noooo way im going to be able to go to that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aleluvscp Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 I wish they showed the Today show here :cry: You know you're addicted to Coldplay.. when you're currently singing Happy birthday Safety EP, happy birthday Safety EP... happy birthday.. happy birthday.. happy birthday Safety EP :guitarist: aw damn it! it's 2 am... I guess the birthday's over.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplay007 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 you know youre addicted when I'M DEAD TIRED AND I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP BECAUSE I NEED TO STAY ON THIS DAMN SITE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enjoy The Silence Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 When something causes emotional pain and your mind starts singing appropriate coldplay lyrics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonus_mosher Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 when you sing a coldplay song to yourself to take away the pain of getting a tattoo done on the inside of your wrist. (I sang clocks :P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplay007 Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 ^ wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KissesBirds Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 when you sing a coldplay song to yourself to take away the pain of getting a tattoo done on the inside of your wrist. (I sang clocks :P) Oh, I thought you were getting your tattoo somewhere else. :sneaky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonus_mosher Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 :lol: no no no.... I have a very tiny pain threshold as it is! :P you are NAUGHTY! :whip: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KissesBirds Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 :lol: no no no.... I have a very tiny pain threshold as it is! :P you are NAUGHTY! :whip: Yeah, all their smiling faces there would be painful, to say the least. And yes, I'm part of the Official Coldplaying Perv Unit. :whip: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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