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The Church of Chris Martin. (Update: Have declared a TRUCE to the holy war on Coldplaying!)


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What would Chris Martin think if he saw your site? That’s the biggest criticism thrown at the Church of Chris Martin by the UNBELIEVING HEATHENS (like the hated COLDPLAYING.COM). He wouldn’t want to be treated like a god, they say! He would think you guys were creepy!

 

But would he? What if Chris Martin saw the Church of Chris Martin website and liked it, enough to write something in the Forum?

 

Did it really happen? Well, just maybe…

 

:lol:

 

They actually seem to believe that Chris was there, just because someone logged in under the name 'Chris Martin' :dozey: :D

CHRIS MARTIN is here..right now. Spying on you for The Church of Chris Martin.

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Guys, please stop to think for a second just how many good and meaningful things you could do in the time that you spend writing incoherent ramblings on your website or nonsensical responses to 7 year-old posts.

 

Sincerely,

The Church of Common Sense

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Guys, please stop to think for a second just how many good and meaningful things you could do in the time that you spend writing incoherent ramblings on your website or nonsensical responses to 7 year-old posts.

 

Sincerely,

The Church of Common Sense

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Yes, we are sending a FART BOMB over right now to smoke you out of your mother's basement.

 

They are very unattractive with pimples, white pasty skin and bad teeth. Chris would be ashamed.

 

Yossarian? Izzat you?

 

It's been 400 years, my brother.

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