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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?


Strawberry Rain

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So, I've always had this weird obsession of captioning pics of Coldplay. So this is a thread where you can post pics of the band and caption them, like LOLcats. You can caption a pic of one member, the whole band, whatever floats your boat! (as long as it's a Coldplay-related pic, of course) I'll start! :awesome:

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Jonny: "Can you believe how many pictures of nude fans posing seductively we get in the mail?"

Guy: "The chick wearing the green eyeliner's kinda hot..."

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PS- I apologize for the crappy pun. :disappointed:

PPS- Hopefully you people are much better at captioning pics than me. :P

PPPS- Good luck and have fun! :D

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"It's just shaved, I swear."

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"Jonny...help...can't...get...up..."

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Looks like someone stubbed his toe.

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"Who took my middle C key?"

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"If I put a mirror right there I can stare at myself for the whole show."

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Chris: "Boy, oh, boy, that chocolate cake looks FANTASTIC! I would sell my soul for a slice of that cake!"

Guy: "I would sell Chris's soul for a slice of that cake!"

Jonny: "So delicate...so chocolatey...I feel so horny right now. This must be what Chris's soul is like."

Will: "Caaaaaaake...waaaaaaant...noooooowww...*indistinguisable drool sounds*"

Spike Haired Dude: "Say, I couldn't help but overhear that you would sell your soul for a slice of cake. My name's Satan. Let's talk business."

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Chris: "Boy, oh, boy, that chocolate cake looks FANTASTIC! I would sell my soul for a slice of that cake!"

Guy: "I would sell Chris's soul for a slice of that cake!"

Jonny: "So delicate...so chocolatey...I feel so horny right now. This must be what Chris's soul is like."

Will: "Caaaaaaake...waaaaaaant...noooooowww...*indistinguisable drool sounds*"

Spike Haired Dude: "Say, I couldn't help but overhear that you would sell your soul for a slice of cake. My name's Satan. Let's talk business."

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the "spike haired dude" part was the best. :laugh3:

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