tifosi Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Mick says to Paddy,"Dats Dem". he shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere", says Mick."Put dem in a pepper bag". The shopkeeper does as asked and the two pay for the birds and leave. They get into Mick's van and drive until they reach a cliff with a 300 foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place," says Mick. He then takes the four birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for afew seconds followed by a 'Splat!' As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says "Fock Dat, budgie jumping is too fockin dangerous for me..." A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the petshop and he's carrying the familiar 'pepper bag'. He then pulls a parrot out of thebag and Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying a gun. "Watch this Paddy," he says, as he launches himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is another 'Splat!' and he joins Mick at the bottom of the cliff. Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin that parrotshooting noider..." After a few minutes, Sean strolls up. He too has been to the petshop and walks up with his 'pepper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result. Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first der was Mick wit is budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting - and now you, - fockin' hengliding." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The[aussie]Scientist Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: parrotshooting :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About A Girl Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 lol i've got one.... Why do blondes have square boobs? They forgot to take the tissue out of the box... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busybeeburns Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About A Girl Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 hahah ian you naugty boy you!! lol funny though hey you know youre a redneck when you think harass is two words (her-ass) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 monkies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 the funny thing is that with that irish joke some of the fella's in the country who do actually talk like you typed would actually be as stupid as that!! :rolleyes: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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