[Article] Chris Martin Left Smarting: Holymoly!

A mole’s friend has recently begun a relationship with a nice young chap who has the unfortunate habit of constantly bragging that Chris Martin is one of his best friends. Exactly the sort of thing any sane man would keep quiet about.

Surprisingly, his claims turned out to be true, and the dead-eyed Coldplay note-botherer joined the couple for a drink. From the outset Chris was rude, aggressive and arrogant, asking a series of personal questions and jabbing his finger into the increasingly annoyed young lady’s face.

Finally, Chris turned his massive brain towards the issue of relationships, and asked the mole’s friend if she had been married or engaged before, as that always made “a better woman”.

“Oh, did Brad Pitt make Gwyneth ‘a better woman’ then?” asked the woman with wide-eyed innocence and a glint in the eye, leaving Martin open-mouthed and heading for the door.

Source: HolyMoly