Roads made out of biscuits, penguins by the Thames, and Chris Martin rocking the vote for the Tories are among the tall tales carried by newspapers to mark April Fools' Day.
Chris Martin and Tory leader David Cameron lock eyes longingly across page three of The Guardian. It describes at length how the Coldplay frontman has released a version of one of their hits in a bid to persuade young people to vote Conservative.
"Talk" has been renamed "Talk to David" for the project, which apparently emerged after Martin's actress wife Gwyneth Paltrow met Cameron's other half Samantha at a yoga class.
However, the singer's clincher for supporting the Tories was learning Cameron had a wind generator on his roof: "I realised that whatever Labour said about Kyoto, you were never going to see a windmill on the roof of No 10."
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