Gwyneth Paltrow complains we Brits consider her and husband Chris Martin so boring as to “do yoga and stay home watching UK Gold”. Er, that would make them perversely interesting. No, there is way more damning evidence of their dullness: like she is into macrobiotics and he is in Coldplay.
But the actress, who now lives mainly in Britain, makes a good defence of why she dares to be dull: “You have to be doing coke off the ass of a stripper to be perceived as not boring these days.” Blimey: don’t give our energetic MPs any more tips please, Gwyn.
Alas, having convinced us she might almost be quite interesting, she overdoes the mild child schtick: “The last time I got drunk was on holiday in Spain three years ago. I don’t really have drunk friends. I really don’t like drunk women: such a bad look. Gross.” Which is no way to speak about our national treasure Charlotte Church.
Source: http://www.timesonline.co.uk
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