Just Tinkering About

UNTIL yesterday, nobody had even thought of redoubtable NSW Liberal Andrew Tink and glamorous Hollywood star Gwyneth Paltrow in the same universe, let alone in the same boudoir. But that all changed in parliament when Deputy Premier John Watkins made considerable play on reports Paltrow and husband Chris Martin, lead singer for Coldplay, had decided to call their new baby Tink as in Tinkerbell, from Peter Pan. According to Watkins it was fitting that the member for Epping, who will retire next year, should be remembered in this way. The jousting brought the popular Tink (NSW version) to his feet, insisting he had never been involved with Paltrow, nor even contributed to a sperm donor program. But he wished Tink (Paltrow/Martin version) well nevertheless.

Source: The Australian