Nappies Lyrics

After 'disectomizing' the video for a while I've come to the conclusion that these are the following lyrics:

Sometimes you're happy, sometimes you frown

With your hormones bouncing up and down

Sometimes you’re happy, sometimes your sad

It’s a weird nine months that you have had...There’s shit going down that you can't disguise

When you boobs gone up ten times in size

Your cup’s gone up from an A to D,

It's bad for you but its fun for me

Now just because of a little rumpy-pump

Now you're walking round with a great big bump

You might think if you were French you should have said "non"

Or at least you would’ve made me put a condom on

I think you might find that it’s really fun

I know its no use unless you make a bun

It's something to learn, yeah it really is

Now you know what that sticky stuff is

I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick

I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick

I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean

I'll change the nappy through the washing machine

'Cause I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy

I am your baby's daddy

Oh!

Whoo!

Sometimes you think "What a fool I am…why did I marry this awful man"

Now a baby's part of my family plan

Can it kick me?

Well yes it can

My name's Ken and I've got three

Do you like being a daddy?

Yeah definately!

Well I have to warn you although its fun

there are times when you wish you had been a nun

I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick

I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick

I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread

Or I'll be the nanny you can go out instead

I know that you'll be grumpy that's what everyone says

And you're not going to hump me for 42 days

If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it

Then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it

'Cause I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy

Sometimes I make you saddy

I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy

I am your baby's daddy

Mother!

Mother!

I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy

I am you're baby's daddy

Ho!

Break it down now

She told me to crawl this way (bawl this way)

She told me to crawl this way (bawl this way)

She told me to crawl this way (bawl this way)

She told me to crawl this way (bawl this way)