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Seasonal Wishes For The Pop Stars... Including Chris Martin

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Mike Bell (Calgary Sun) has provided us all with some festive cheer - by writing a few seasonal wishes to his 'favourite' pop stars. Here are just a couple:

 

To Chris Martin from Coldplay: I wish you would cheer the hell up. Dude, you're making babies with Gwyneth Paltrow -- you should be high-fiving every man, woman and child you meet and writing songs so syrupy and upbeat they'd make a Care Bear puke.

 

To Green Day: God help me, but I wish a Jeb Bush presidency in 2008. If American Idiot is what you come up with under George W.'s reign, I can only imagine how good it gets with four more years of your country trying not to drown in that gene pool.

 

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