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Chris Martin to write a song about tits (satire)

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tits.jpgColdplay frontman Chris Martin has delighted his army of fans by confirming he is to write a song all about tits.

 

The internet has been buzzing with rumours of a Coldplay tits anthem after Martin's brief holiday with David Coverdale from Whitesnake. Seasoned Coldplay observers were last night speculating on the lyrical content of the new song.

 

Jeremiah Johnson, Coldplay editor of the Sunday Telegraph, said: "He'll probably call it 'Tits' or, if he's feeling playful, 'Titties'. There is absolutely no chance that he would call it 'Knockers'. That's just not Chris Martin."

 

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