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    Coldplay's Oracle Muses Over... Twiglets?

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    January 9, 2009 - submitted by Danny, United States of America

    Q. Where can I find the free download of the remix of their smash hit Viva La Vida from their official website?

    The Oracle replies:

    As Anchorman announced, it was only available for a limited time and so you have missed it via the official route. I have no knowledge of any unofficial sources, as I am a law-abiding citizen. Honest guv.


    January 9, 2009 - submitted by Eileen, United States of America

    Q. Hope you and the band had a nice holiday. In reading the recent questions, I wondered what a "Twiglet" is? Apologies if it is something obvious to a non-chicagoan.

    The Oracle replies:

    Twiglets are a savoury snack food in a bag much like the potato crisp (chips to you) and depending who you ask are either gorgeous or disgusting. (FYI I say they are DISGUSTING!). They look a little like twigs (hence the name) but taste like Marmite (love it or hate it). Basically they are crunchy, knobbly and yeasty wheat sticks.January 9, 2009 - submitted by Lahine, Christmas Island

    Q. Here's a quick conundrum for you to solve if you are as wise as you say you are.

    There is this lady whose mother dies so she goes to the funeral and she meets this guy over there. Exactly 2 weeks later she kills her sister. WHY?!?!?

    The Oracle replies:

    Ooh ooh I know this! Before you accuse me of being a psychopath, I also know that this is a test devised to work out who has a thought process deemed dangerous! So I have no pathological tendencies. You missed an important part of the puzzle out though. The man she meets is a stranger to her and she doesn't know anything about him. She doesn't have his number or anything. 'Tis is a very sick response indeed but said lady (murdering witch) wants to see the man again and as she can't get in contact with him figures that as he was at a family member's funeral, he could show up again at another, so kills her sister in the hope the guy will be there! Nasty eh?




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