The Least Wussy Moment In Coldplay History - Martin Tells Paps to "F*ck off!"

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For someone with a reputation for penning such easy-going songs, Coldplay's Chris Martin certainly has a sharp tongue!

Much to the British balladeer's frustration, we spotted Martin leaving with his wife Gwyneth Paltrow after a nice lunch at Ivy On The Shore, with the couple getting in their car separately to prevent the paps from catching them together.

As you'll see in the video, Chris certainly wasn't too happy to see us - sorry Chris, we never meant to cause you trouble! They don't want to be filmed getting in a car together? WTF, guys, you're married - I think the world might be on to your secret!

See the vid here. More pictures here