The Oracle tidies up the Coldplay-shaped puppets

More questions answered by The Oracle... (submit yours now!)

August 3, 2009 - submitted by Alexis, United States of America

Q. This isn't really a question but a disappointment. I clicked on your link for "Greetings from Dallas" only to see all the photos were from ARLINGTON. As one who has grown up there, that is just insulting. Can you please apologize? Also, is Chris the only member with kids?

The Oracle replies:

Apologies but I guess as it's the new home to the Dallas Cowboys, that's where the confusion stems from. All members of the band are fathers.

August 3, 2009 - submitted by amado, Mexico

Q. ¿Who sings Hell ben for leather?

The Oracle replies:

That'll be the mighty

August 3, 2009 - submitted by L, United States of America

Q. Dear Oracle, I have consulted you several times in the past, all to no avail. However, I have a quandry that once again, leads me to you. Your sage thoughts would be appreciated. I, in my quest for a true, lasting love, joined a well known online dating service. I live in a fairly large city and thought the prospects would be numerous. Much to my chagrin, I was matched with...my brother. Is this a sign that I should give up this quest?

The Oracle replies:

Don't let this put you off. As freakish as that sounds you have to remember the site is not predicting who you will find attractive but trying to find you a match with and someone you have things in common with; it's therefore no surprise it picked your brother!