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marilyn can want me all he wants, I'm gonna shoot him if he comes 300 yards away from me :wtf:

oh I bet you're right! he is such the virgin type :surprised: nah, I still wouldn't touch him :sick: even if he was magical

just like I would break marilyn manson :smug:

I will BREAK HIM :evil:

and he's too skinny for my love :humpy:

ewww... he has WAY too many tattoos for a white man :sick:

alright ms. doodoo :kiss: I love you, ms. darkslategray :heart:

oh :lol: well that explains a lot :blink: you are tearing my heart apart!

nooo! don't sell my hubby away!! :bigcry: :bigcry: even after our lapdance? :surprised:

I didn't see anything, did you say something? :smug:

ew :sick: is that marky?

yes, I said "fucking windows media player" and you and julia went on and on about how I have to do something dirty with bill gates in your fantasy land :sick:

aww :blush: I didn't know today you changed your name to ms. doodoo :blush: bring it on, baby

his name is bill? lol...........

oh no! :sick: I will seriously vomit if I have to be with him! Give me the tranny ho! please!! :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :evil: huh.... somehow this post being post # 15777 does not give me any comfort :sick:

let's pick on everyone whose first name starts with a J or a K :blush: that way we are unbiased :charming:

:stunned:

genius! :idea2:

puppets who apparently are able to sign autographs :uhoh:

he is also anorexic looking and extremely obsessed with image, I would pass on that

are they fake eyebrows as well? :uhoh:

you might have to compete with julia

looks like a ton of fake eyelashes

^somehow that picture makes it even less real :uhoh:

you don't think butterflies are adorable? that is the scary part, tsk tsk