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Mental Marilyn

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Everything posted by Mental Marilyn

  1. Well I just thought if you'd like to have an orgy... I wouldn't mind, dear... Oh, Manny, no! Is he dead? Shit, he was a hot one... By the way, m'sweet, can we adopt Cheburashka? He's so lonely and homesick and I want a baby so much!
  2. Oh poor child... I'll ask my husbie if we can adopt you, m'sweet.
  3. Marek?... What is that? Is that a mulett?.. I'm sure my husbie isn't a gay, I think he can prove it to me tonight.
  4. Oh poor child. I wish I could help, m'sweet. But I'm a very famous and busy woman so all I can say is: Gena can help.
  5. I'm too tired of you, silly bitch. I hope one day you'll realise how sick Shitney is, m'dear. Now I have to go - my husbie is fighting the cops and I have to pretend like I'm helping, y'know.
  6. Oh so we can't have an orgy all together? Like, the three of us?.. Oh ok, ok, don't be mad, I'm coming..... Oh shit cops are here, m'dear!!!
  7. My husbie, you dead-headed rat. Hello, m'dear Cheburashka.
  8. Have you lost you mind? I'm not 70, I'm always young. My husbie has a gun and he will shoot your beloved Shitney if I ask so you better not mess with me!
  9. Don't call me like that, sweety, I'm a married woman and my husbie is a really dangerous man!
  10. Of course I will never be like her - I'm not a prostitute for god's sake! Sweet child, that's a pity that you're under mulett influence in your age. All I can recommend is to visit a doctor, dear.
  11. God never knows anything so shut up, m'dear.
  12. Oh m'sweet.... I think I need some time. You know, I'm a very famous and desired woman and of course you're not my only opportunity to find someone who will fuck me... So I think I'll give you my answer a few hours later, dear. Oh, and you should by a diamond ring, sweety.
  13. I'd sing you a Happy Birthday song but 1) you're not a president 2) you don't fuck me
  14. Ha-ha-ha... But now you're not so shut your dirty mouth, girly. Though you look more like a man to me...
  15. Poor child, you don't have a brain, do you? Oh, m'sweet, relax. The only blond star is me, My Majesty, see now? So go home and have some lolly pops, m'dear.
  16. This shit-ney lover is a pain in the ass. Let's just fuck this fucking little bitch and show her who's the fucking only fucking blond singer out there for fuck's sake.
  17. You all are fucking mullets I must say. Since I have no idea what drug you all take I can only describe you as mullet addicted freaks.
  18. Yes people, it has!! So hide your children, I'm gonna get undressed in about... 23 hours or so.
  19. A mulett?.. What the fuck is that?.. That sounds like a bullet to me. Is it a bullet? You guys are drugdealers??

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