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Balack Obama

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  1. aND i STILL think you're a woman
  2. HEY EVERYONE, FROM NOW ON THIS THREAD IS MINE, AND EVERYONE IN IT PLAYS BY MY RULES. OKAY?
  3. Exactly the sort of wit I've come to expect from the 'Essex' lot. :lol: Well I would have made for the really apprecciation of it if you would FUCK OFF AND DIE, so how about we call it the quit? Anyone else, I'd probably stand aside, but... a man presumably above the age of 14.... asking for fashion advice on a COLD GAME forum...? It's just too much.
  4. If you care to read the author of that one, you'll see it was the actual Barack Obama who said it. Not me. :lol:
  5. Some Quotes that Yakabe likes "To be acutely conscious is a disease, a real honest-to-goodness disease", Fydor Dostovsky "Men marry because they are tired. Women, because they are curious. Both are disappointed", Oscar Wilde. "Fascism is not defined by the number of victims, but by the way it kills them" Jean-Paul Sartre "Generosity is a virtue for individuals, not Governments. When governments are generous it is with other people's money, other people's safety, other people's future." P.D. James "If you treat children as gods in infancy, they are likely to become devils in adulthood" P.D. James "Reality exists in the human mind, and nowhere else. Not in the individual mind, which can make mistakes, and in any case soon perishes: only in the mind of the party, which is collective and immortal. Whatever the party holds to be truth, is truth. It is impossible to see reality except by looking through the eyes of the Party" George Orwell "Every one belongs to every one else. Everybody's happy nowadays" Aldous Huxley "Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet of those that you have hung! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; leave me my name!" Arthur Miller "FUCK STRAWBERRYADULTERER", Barack Obama And finally - to copy and paste for the first time - "You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open." Bret Easton Ellis
  6. Give me two seconds and we'll see about that.
  7. CHRISTIAN BALE I knew eventually this would catch on. We'd probably have our first OFFICIAL Christian Bale by now, IF IAN HADN'T BEEN SUCH A FILTHY DISGUST :angry:
  8. [Vau], you can quote Oscar Wilde? You must be ACTUALLY intellectual. LEt's all BASK in the VERY CLEVER GLORY of Strawberryadulterer, and her GOOGLE-GATHERED-QUOTATIONS. "Are you going to get married?" "No. I'm too much in love to get married"
  9. OH, SO YOU'RE GOING TO STAY THE DEFACTO RULER OF YOUR COMMITTEE THAT YOU INVENTED FOR FOREVER ARE YOU?
  10. Anyone else down the Koko on Monday? :lol:
  11. To reiterate; WHEN are you going to hold a GENERAL ELECTION for the position of CHAIRMEN?!? I refuse to endorse this organisation until it is conducted in a democratic manner. And I successfully run against you.
  12. Wanna see the ONLY entry to The Coldplaying Committee logo competition more like. Excluding mine. WHICH - by the way - are much better. Does it go to a vote? And when are you going to hold an election for the position of CHAIRMEN?!? :angry:
  13. He seems like an emo fag to me.
  14. Cause nobody loves meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its true not like you do.
  15. Yes, they did. And don't let a bunch of Muse and Coldplay fans tell you otherwise.
  16. WELL NOW I HAVE TAUGHT THEM :D
  17. I not like Christian Bale verily much in his film, "The Blackest Of Soldiers", and also the BATMEN MAKE START. I make preference for his film THE PSYCHOPATH OF AMERICA.
  18. WELL THERES NO NEED TO MAKE HATE ON COLD GAME THEN IS THERE?!?!?!?!!?!? :angry: LEAVE MARTIN ALONE
  19. Yakabu is perhaps the most attractive and well dressed gentleman you have ever made saw. And he make acqusition of clothing in the CHARITABLE THRIFT STORE and sometimes in the VERY CHEAP SHOP. The only time he ever spend more than £10 on an item of CLOTHE is when he go to the MUSICAL CONCERT. He wear the long sleeved buttoned shirts of MANY DIFFERERNT colours, and with a tie on above this, and below it perhaps the shirts from concerts or tours, and the JEANS he also get from charitable shop. He like to wear cardigans and jackets, he like to feel very sweet, and he like to save his money/
  20. Then why he make question as why I no reference the dead Ledger of Heather, when I MANY TIME make reference for the dead Ledger of Heather, such is my love for him
  21. I only angry when FILTHY and DISGUSTING bucket full of SEMEN start making hate on the COLD GAME in my thread for COLD GAME :angry:
  22. YES I love this band the The Amusment Arcade Disaster, with there MANY good song and MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY members.

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