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The regeneration of Tony Montana

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They tried to kill me, they didn't succeed!!!

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So in an interstellar burst I'm back to save the universe!

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Yeah, baby! Let's celebrate my comeback! Here's some fresh yeyo from my friend Sosa!

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Enjoy!

They should of hired me to kill you.

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oh Tony

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I've just realize that your avi is turning the gun right into my face

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And now what? You want to get that gun into your mouth?

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They should of hired me to kill you.

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Hey wait! Who the fuck are you? Some wannabe American superhero? No, you are a fucking communist! Die!!!!!!!

Hey wait! Who the fuck are you? Some wannabe American superhero? No' date=' you are a fucking communist! Die!!!!!!![/quote']

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Ha. I am an ex-Green Beret turned stealth operations specialist.

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Communist? No.

And now what? You want to get that gun into your mouth?

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You already did that

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I prefer eyes today

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:stunned:

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so I'm ready

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You already did that

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I prefer eyes today

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:stunned:

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so I'm ready

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Oh come on! I don't kill on such sunny days like today! Baby, have some heroin and jump to my jacuzzi, por favor!

I made at least 3 deals while you were away.......I'm doing you proud Tony, you'll never regret hiring this sexy mama

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I made at least 3 deals while you were away.......I'm doing you proud Tony' date=' you'll never regret hiring this sexy mama[/quote']

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I like that Fucksy!

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How about you become Tony Montana's new best friend! Since I killed my old best friend yesterday, Manny, RIP mon amigo, I don't have anyone!

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I won't pay you, but I will protect you from nasty American and Cuban terrorists and communists!

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Ho' 'bout that?

Oh come on! I don't kill on such sunny days like today! Baby' date=' have some heroin and jump to my jacuzzi, por favor![/quote']

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do you have some heroin for me?

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will you kill me later then?

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do you have some heroin for me?

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will you kill me later then?

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Hey hey! What's going on? This place changed a lot since some cops tried to kill me some hours ago!!!

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You don't ask questions here, you answer them, got that? I said: GOT THAT????

yes I got that

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Yes I've got heroin for you

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yes I will kill you for fun

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yes with my gun

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yes in your face

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yes I know I already did that

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yes you suck

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yes you are a communist

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yes communists suck

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yes I love you

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yes I want to have a family with you

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to kill even more people

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^ Slow down, man! Slow down, idiot!

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You don't talk like that to Tony Montana at his place! NEVER!

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But hey, I like that attitude! Wanna be a companion?

OK I understood

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I would like to ask what I need to do as a companion

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but I'm afraid to ask

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you remind me of my Dad

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he also treats me like this

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so I am used to it

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NEVER MENTION A WORD FATHER OR DAD AT TONY MONTANA'S PLACE!!!

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I NEVER HAD ONE!

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Today you can buy some nice clothes, here's 200, 400, six, seven, eight... 800$. I hope that's enough!

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And hey, change that fucking something that you wear, that's just disgusting!

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See you later!

Ok

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you treat me like the son of my grandma

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and yes I will do that

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I guess you want me to change my style

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it obviously doesn't please you

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first I need to grow some hair

same as you need to grow some balls

OMG....I made a joke hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

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Ok

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you treat me like the son of my grandma

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and yes I will do that

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I guess you want me to change my style

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it obviously doesn't please you

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first I need to grow some hair

same as you need to grow some balls

OMG....I made a joke hahahahahahhahahahahahahahah :laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

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Yeah, that was as funny as your sad face! NOW GET OUT and grow some hair, and don't forget to buy some clothes!

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Don't forget, we are in 80s, baby!!

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Nah look who's back. You're a ghost too now m'sweet.

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Have we ever fuc... I mean have we ever met before, you hot thing?

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Ok will do that

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will be back when I've got the 80s look

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I like that attitude!

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*slaps twice on DreamAfterChristmas' ass*

Have we ever fuc... I mean have we ever met before' date=' you hot thing?[/quote']

Nah we haven't m'dear. You see, I only sleep with rich and successful men... So unfortunatelly you're not my type, babe.

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