bonnie2789

Yo mama's so ugly, it makes me wish birth control is retroactive. :surprised:

good one! lmfao I LOVE TRAMPOLINES but not ugly mama ones :(

Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her :cool:

nawwwwwwww haha

Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman :curtain:

ha i know this thread is keeping me amused.

hah! that made me laugh out loud.

LOL i love how you say it then put the :embarassed: smily after it

i gave you a rep a few mins ago too briggins boy :) go check :cool:

LOL that deserves rep

a golden sponge cake :laugh1:

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through :policeman:

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! :biker:

LOL i give you a point for that. :lol:

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. :surprised:

LOL i knew the guys would gross out at that. it's a TAMPON IT'S A WAY OF LIFE LIVE WITH IT :laugh1:

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. LMAO only a girl would find that funny the guys would find that disgusting :curtain:

LMAOlmaolmao

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... :biker:

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse :curtain:

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks :o

*virtual e-high-five* wooooo!

LMAO ERIC

LOL nice one briggins

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. :curtain: