Dude, no one cares what you have to say anymore. After blatantly lying your teeth off about (you know what) nothing you say will ever be funny. I hate liars, especially those who lie and then when they are found out pretend the lie never took place.
The reason this is all the more fishy is that Sidious seems to be refusing to publicly post on how he got it and if he still has it, and why he can't send it again. If he would post here everything could be cleared up. Otherwise, he is a liar.