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that is when mommy puts on the elmo suit, and daddy wears the sexy tiger costume :blush: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIeG5sqY5h8&feature=PlayList&p=B4F3D8B0ADF2AEB1&index=0]YouTube - elmo sex tape[/ame]

sometimes, a mommy gets really REALLY bored, and then she gets really really, REALLY drunk... and THAT is when daddy makes a videotape like THIS ONE !!! :blush:

let's just put in this videotape that julia and I made :cheesy: it will explain it all !

you could call it "poetry" :surprised: but it is much, much deeper :wink3: :charming: :gorgeous:

ok kiddies, time for a little lesson :cheesy:

do it! do it! do it! one day you will need to have the conversation with our kids, anyway. now is a good time for practice :deal2:

oh, we need an official coldplaying priest. :blush: !

here I bear all, and you can't crop an image? :bigcry:

do you remember our conversation about the thing that it 6000 miles away? :uhoh:

we will marry, create a giant hole and suck them in, then they will get reversed and ask us to marry, so we will be already married and it will work :cheesy: that's not convoluted :cheesy:

and just get married or get not married?

only one of you can marry me

that's when the war will begin :evil:

lol... it would just be so I can teach... But with a Masters I might be able to start teaching at a college somewhere

but war creates the opinions? how will you poll people with a war? :uhoh:

bi bi :cheesy:

and if they say no? :lol:

do you know a quick and easy way to poll massive amounts of people who will have a strong opinion on this topic?

^romance at its apex

Hey Julie, will you marry me, if the poll says that we should marry?

true, we need to have a vote of all the people of the world whether we should marry

if I give you a picture of my ass, can you put it in your sig instead?

I didn't ask that, you didn't ask that? who said that? kelsie?

gay? no? what?