Türkiye
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mexican > > Carlos says to his boss, > > "Ay, boss, I nota come work today, I really sick. I gota headache, > > stomach ache and my legs hurt, I nota > > come work." > > The boss says, > > "You know Carlos, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go > > to my wife and tell her to give me > > sex. > > That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." > > Two hours later Carlos calls: > > "Boss, I dida what you said and I feel great, I be at work soon. You > > gota nice house. Thanks boss..."
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Girls are evil! Yeah, it is true. The proof is as follows: First we state that girls require time and money: girls = time x money We all know time is money: time = money Therefore: girls = money x money = (money)^2 And because money is the root of all evil: money = (evil)^0.5 Therefore: girls =[(evil)^0.5]^2 And we are forced to conclude that: girls = evil
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The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married. The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money. The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money. The handsome men without money are after our money. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money are cowards. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, and have some money and, thank God, are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!! The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative. NOW... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN
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If you kiss him, you are easy If you don't, you are frigid If you praise him, he thinks you are fake If you don't, he thinks you are ungrateful If you agree to all his likes, you are submissive If you don't, you are controling If you visit him often, he thinks you're desperate If you don't, he thinks you're not interested If you are well dressed, he says you are vain If you don't, you are a dog If you are jealous, he say's you're possessive If you're not, then he fools around If you attempt a romance, he say's you are cheap If you don't, he thinks you are cold If you are a minute late, he says you are fussy If he is late, he says you're impatient If you visit another man, you are fooling around If he is visited by another woman, "oh we're just friends" If you kiss him once in a while, he says you're too shy If you kiss him often, he says you're too forward If he fails to help you in crossing the street, he brings up the feminist movement If he does, he expects to be rewarded If you stare at another woman, he says you're jealous If he is stared by other men, boy, you're in big trouble.. If you talk, it's always too much If you listen, it's never enough
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Nurgul 3
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Nurgul 2
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Nurgul Yesilcay - Actress
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Cagla 2
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Deniz 2
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Çagla Sıkel- top model
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Ebru Gündes- Singer- her eyebrows and make-up very popular here
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good for you!
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But ı prefer jonny he's much more attractive to me
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Yes doguş is HOT and seksi
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Do you know her? yes Ebru is very pretty too.
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Deniz Akkaya- Goddess