The Mad Hatter

We can't survive without you. :( It's very sad.

Don't be dissin'...nevermind. I don't care. This place sucks. :( Damn you and your "people" and "grocers" and all that other fancy Ohio stuff.

Such excitement, such excitement. :dance:

Talk to you later. I won't let anything go down without you. Well, I'll probably be offline by...right now. Dishes. I hate living in a house where I have to do things.

Ehh...that's interesting.

Briggins, hogging all the bachelor-ness. :rolleyes: I totally wanna play!! xD

xD Girls make spare accounts, play the Dating Game or whatever it was called...xD I thought all things were possible through the internet. I guess I was wrong. :P Mind what? Eating pie? Racing beavers? Mining for Ukrainians? :)

Everybody is welcome to be in the wedding. :D

I'm sure once you and my avatar are married, she'll vacuum unlazily for you.

She will. I asked it/her/hit, and she said that she'd kiss you til your lips bled and she would take her dress off, because she is not a bitch like Mary Ann.

Oh, yes. Well. I think a little bit of hair is normal... what is normal... what is home... what're cows? I like that movie. :D

If they are awesome and want their women to be happy, they can. :D

Yes, except slightly less attractive.

I want to be...well, I don't care what I am, I just wanna be there!

What was the topic? Seriously.

I READ NOTHING. -Pulls eyeballs out of head-

Well, we need you to do something, so hurry up! :angry: -stomps around-

:laugh4: I'm glad Regina could be of service to you. ... I'm not saying it.

A blanket. >=/

The post above your last one was talking about Regina Spektor's facial hair, and then you said something like, "I started noticing them last month." It made me laugh.

I hat lots of things. Banner ads are one of them.

What if we did a cool chant/dance/thing to bring him back to life?

You have to find...what did we want him to do again? :thinking: P.S. I HAT U RAY!11!1

Uhh...I don't know.... -resisting the urge to break into song-

No! Not Ray! How am I supposed to keep up with all the hip, new cool stuff if Ray's not around? :bigcry: