Yellow... what's that?
well that's a really annoying article. i think its easy to see that this is just a lame attempt to be noticed when you're a writer and no one knows who the hell you are. I dont think anyone informed him that analogies and metaphors are common in songs and many times there are deeper meanings, there's symbolism. But wow, its great how he took things literally.
someone should tell him that making fun of a song that millions of people love doesn't make anyone think you're smart-- just ignorant.
:D