the real matt bellamy

I think that was last night when I had an orgy with Kate Moss and Gwyneth Paltrow and Rachel Owen.

I want to eat Gwyneth Paltrow out. Like now.

lol srsly

We went to the release party with Chris and laughed at him when he started playing Speed of Sound acoustic. God that was annoying.

Shut up you cunt.

You mean the one who made me sign a Radiohead t-shirt?! :shocked2:

Dear Chris, You suck. My balls. How could you be such a terrible support act? For fuck's sake, I can write better songs than that while listening to Metallica. Just noticed that while listening to your abysmal performance while I was getting ready for the gig. See you tomorrow night. Yours sincerely, Matt

Wanna see the email that Chris received from me?

Genius is never appreciated in its own time. God is never appreciated. BLASPHEMY!

Kingdom Come is the best thing of that album so much it PWNs it. If you gave a class on Coldplay, what song would you play?

I penetrated the Virgin Mary. I am the Lord's father, his mother, his child, his grandfather and everything inbetween.

Thom allowed me to anally penetrate him on many different occasions. :P

BOW TO YOUR GOD I am clearly a better singer than Chris Martin. Thom Yorke bows at my feet, and Jeff Buckley weeps for me from heaven.