Funky_Chicken

Funky's Ghost here. I gave blood before I smoked up, and I got real real dizzy! Den I thought I saw Chris Martin on da other side of da road and tried to cross it to trow myself into his lovin' arms!! I didn't even see dat KFC delivery van! How iroic! Now I'm up in Chicken Heaven Jammin' with Bob Marley! Just say 'NO' to drugs, kids. Or you could end up like me! Here's a little song to remember me by. Sorry it ain't da Reggae version, But Bobby's up here, so he can't record a cover! (coldplay - A Ghost) http://www.sendspace.com/file/atr3bz

I don't tink chicken blood helps, but I'll give what I can!

I'll plug the bullet hole with me beak! *peck, peck* Oops, I missed. *peck, peck* Missed again! Oh, dear. Now dere's more holes dan ever.

So sorry, Miss, but your man is dead! Him take his life for the love of Maralyn and Manny! Sad, sad ting!

Yess miss. But dose people practiced Santeria...Day tried to cut off me head and drain out all me blood and use me for a sacrifice!

You such a smart, sexy Jamaican lady. I's sure you'll find a way to make his cock crow!! Or grow!

Were you tinking' about a little mouth to...mouth?

What? Praise a good joint?

Granny, you can bring him back to life with dose sweet sweet pancakes o' yours!

Oh, so sad! And on the day of his nuptuals! Now where am I gonna get my grass?

There ain't enough Hippy Hay in da whole wide world to make me survive a whole week o' dis!

I tink it's where hundreds of strange people pretend to be normal for one day...I didn't go along with it, I'd rather be myself!

Chrissy's Mine, all mine! He's a vegetarian because he love chickens!!