A Gay Priest

Oh No! Sorry! I Forgot That! Let's Marry! :) But First Grow A Penis! :)

*wanking* AHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

:blush: I Am Going To Be The Most Famous Homosexual Coldplay Fan EVEEEEEEEER! :)

I Am Marrying Jude Law!!! :)

You Disappoint Me, You People Raking In On The World! :( :) You Want Me To Disappear Completely And Never Be Found? :( :)

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEY JUUUUDE!! He Is Amazing! Those Eyes!! Ahhhhh!!! I'm Blind!!! By Any Chance, Isn't He Gay? :)

Hello! :) What Are You Talking About? :) I Am Not An Alias! I Am Harry Who Is Homosexual! :)

Hello! :) I Am A Coldplay Fan, Too! My Name Is Harry And I Am Homosexual! :)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Please, Do Not Do That!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Love Coldplay As They Are Now!!!! :) God Bless You All, Coldplay Fans!!!

Yes It Is Your Chance!! :) Join The Homosexual Army!!! :)

No! :( :) But I Remember Austin Powers!! Hmmmmmm! Those Muscles, That Arse, That Pen...Oh, Sorry!! I Know I Am Not Alone Here!! :)

Owwwww! Let's Dream Together! :) I Don't Want!! :) See My Sig!

:) Ohhhhhh! You Are Such A Lovely Person!! Too Bad You Are Not Male!!! :( We Could Have Made A Great Pair! :)

Oh Dear! He Must Have Been A Very Bad Guy!! :( :) But You Know, Bad Guys Have Big Penises, So God Forgives Them Everything!! :)

Why? We Can Dance To Coldplay, Placebo And Scissor Sisters, Too!! :) Watch My Moves *Takes The Shirt Off* *Dances To The "Clocks"* :dance:

I Don't Like Women! :( :) But I Like Children Who Were Born With Penises! :) Let's Make A Friendship! :)

I Don't Like Disco! :( :) But I Like Coldplay, Placebo And Scissor Sisters! :)

I Never Had A Wife :( :) Who Is Tony? Is He Single? Is His Penis Big Enough? :)

Oh Really? :) That's Nice!! But I Can't Be Dad, I Am Homosexual! :( :)

Oh Thank You Very Much!!! :) God Bless You, Too And U2!! HIHIHI!! :)

Son, I Like That You Pretend Te Be God, But I Am Sure You Are Not! But Welcome In My Thread! I Love You, My Boy! :)

Good Afternoon, Fellow Coldplay Fans! Let Me Introduce Myself. My Name Is Harry Butter, I Am Male, A Coldplay Fan And Of Course I Am Homosexual! HIHIHI. I Was Born In The United States Of America, But Since I Always Found Myself In Hatred There, I Decided To Leave. I Now Live In Scotland. I Am Turning 47 Today And It Is Such A Pleasure To Celebrate My 47th Birthday With You, My Fellow Friends! Let's Make Love God Bless You All! P.S. I Hate Vaginas And I Will Not Touch Your Penis If You Are Against It!! :)