A Gay Priest

That's Sweet From You! :) But I Can't Wank Anymore, I Am 47 Years Old After All :) Let's Make A Pause!

I Don't Hate You, But I Hate Bush! :) He Will Never Join My Army Of Sexually Homo Coldplay Fans, But You Might! :) JOIN US! It's Free Of Charge!

:dance: *wanking* *wanking* *wanking* *wanking* *wanking* *wanking*

You Know! Everything's Not Lost! :) I Believe We Together Could Become Good Friends! :) Let Me Touch Your Penis, Please! :)

Yes! My Gay Friends! Hello! :) Could Someone Post A Hot Picture Of Chris Martin That I Could Jerk Off To? :)

Hello! Are You Homosexual By Any Chance! If So, Join Me! :)

I Think I Was Too Harsh When I Said I Was Disgusted By Hatred And Heterosexuality Here! :) I Am Sorry! :) I Am Back To Fight Against Heterosexuality With Fair Rules! JOIN THE SEXUALLY HOMO COLDPLAYERS!

I Really Am! I Was Expecting To Meet Some Friends Here, But Instead I Found Hatred And Heterosexuality! That's Just Disgusting! I Am Leaving! I Will Probably Never Return! So God Bless You All! And I Am Not An Alias!

Hello Sniggirb! Are You Homosexual??? *crosses fingers*

Nothing Is False, Nothing Is Wrong :) We Live In A Beatiful World! :)

Everything Has Just Begun! :) *Puts The Gayest Coldplay Song In* *Takes the pants off* *Shakes The AAAAAAAARSE*

Should I Shake My Naked Hairy Arse, Guys? :)

I Want Some Pancakes! 10.0 :)

This Thread Is Just A Waste Of Time, You Silly Loonie! :) Coldplay Fans Belong To My Homosexual Army! :)

:blush: Edit: Wait, You Have A Vagina! AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Then I Am A Britney Fan! :)

I Can Make You Happy! :) *shows his finger to the door of the restroom* :mellow:

I'm A Sexually Homo Man Who Was Made To Make Male Coldplay Fans Happy! :)

No, You Are Wrong, Beyonce! :) I Don't Make Sex With Women And Male Prostitutes! :)

Hey! :( :) Love The Priest, Get The Penis! :)

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Yes, I Am Homosexual And I Don't Like Disco But I Like Coldplay, All Of Them!!! HMMMMMMMM!!! :) Disco Is For Tony Montana!