Peter Crouch

anyone care for a footie fuck? :robot:

i am quite kinky, don't you know. say, are you feeling tingly? :robot: it is because of my robot skills.

i need a good fuck now. abbey is horrible in bed. :robot:

i love balls being flung into my face. :robot:

he has a massive dick? can i please fuck him? :robot:

i am on the team of liverpool, home of the reds! :liverpool robot:

prison sex is quite kinky. :robot:

i love balls. big round hairy yellow balls. :robot:

you are quite kinky. :robot sex:

even i do. better than playing with abbey's titties. :robot:

merek? who is this lad? does he like bum sex? :robot:

for a canuck you are quite stupid. :robot:

up the arse, please. :robot: but my dick wants action too.

newcastle? oh please don't break my heart like that. :crying robot:

rubbish americans! it's football. christ... :robot:

let's make beautiful mechanical robot sex in anfield. :robot:

of course i have a massive dick. i am a tall english football robot god. :robot:

ready for intercourse, now? :robot:

you like robot sex as well? :robot: let's do it.

anyone want me? the robot sex god? :sexy robot:

mccrouchy! :robot:

you don't like me, yellow? :robot:

i will trade abbey for a sheep. sheep are better at sex. :robot:

i will do the robot to whatever you like. :sexy robot:

i need a break from footie. i quite like it here. :robot: