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40yearoldvirgin

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Everything posted by 40yearoldvirgin

  1. Who and what is mc?Did I miss something?
  2. Definitely another 24 hours!This was too much fun!
  3. I'M GOING TO GO WATCH A BOX A PORN. BYE XX I'LL SEE YOU ANOTHER TIME YELLOW ;)
  4. I need genital to genital action! I've waited too long! I'M ALL YOUR'S YELLOW
  5. 12 hours is alot of time..to do many things.;)
  6. It says it end's 00:00 GMT - 23:59 GMT ..so is that the clock at the bottom? Because then it's currently 11:51 AM.
  7. I WISH I WAS LIVING A LIE. I WISH I COULD SAY I'VE HAD SEX WITH 100's OF HOES. BEING A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN CAN HAVE ITS DOWN SIDES.
  8. I thought it was soon, but I'm checking now.
  9. (Yellow on a serious note; Alias day is finished soon..I think..well I hope not. I'm having too much fun!)
  10. I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER, YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS.
  11. ACTUALLY SCARY MARY IS LOOKING FINE TONIGHT. EY, HOW YOU DOIN'?
  12. EVERYONE'S GETTING ACTION - BUT ME! YELLOW I'D TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER..BUT I'M MALE..
  13. I like whatever you like, baby.;) As long as your willing to go out with 40 year old who still lives with his mother. Same goes to you Cleaning Lady and AJ the Cat.
  14. A date is fine..:cry: I much rather have your babies you sexy ginger genderless sex bomb!:wink3: *sigh* But for now..a date is fine.
  15. No I'm a pussy magnet. I just never had sex, that's all.
  16. You've been around alright;)
  17. I WANT YOUR BABIES...
  18. MUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A VIRGIN, AND MUST WANT TO LEAD THROUGH A FIRST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER. MUST HAVE MORE TOYS THAN AN ASIAN KID. Must like hairy 40 year old titties. MUST BE OVER 18 (but 40yearoldvirgin is willing to compromise if under.) If you said yes to all please send a message to me.:wink3:
  19. YOU GOT EXPERIENCE, OKAY. BUT I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE LIKE YELLOWWASAPIECEOFSHIT BUT A WOMAN, AND WHO HAS MORE TOYS THAT AN ASIAN KID. AND FUCK THAT'S ALOT OF TOYS!
  20. I'm pulling out. I'm not having my junk smell like pie. And I rather do it with someone with more experience.
  21. WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?
  22. OKAY 40 PLUS YOU CAN SUPPLY an EXTRA LARGE RUBBER FOR ME!:wink3:

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