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Alexhoven

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Everything posted by Alexhoven

  1. he's a ball player, I think that's fair enough for both damn countries
  2. Mc?Massive dick?
  3. He's a man who plays with balls Mrs Quattro
  4. Shall I tell you something? There is no plural for "hair" in english....hmmmm well I've got another question: would you mind me sucking your hairy dick?
  5. can you please leave this place you damn newbie?
  6. I've got a question to you yellowwasapieceofshit: are there as many hair on your dick as you have in your face and on your head?
  7. erm ewww do you have a massive dick?
  8. please no extention I'm too hung over
  9. hot, looks like he is doing this to singing in the rain
  10. thanks and no thanks I'm sorry I can't write too much I'm fucking hung over
  11. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY BASTARD
  12. Me and my massive dick are always kind to cleaning women
  13. STOP!STOP!STOP! SINING IN THE RAIN IS MY SONG,YOU UNDERSTAND,MY SONG!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?
  14. OMG It's my birthday today and it's cleaning lady's birthday today let's celebrate together dear you, me and my massive dick:wink3:
  15. Inquisition?
  16. Yes because you're nobody
  17. Hello Children Barry Scott will be killed by a massive dick monument say goodbye to him
  18. Who the fuck is Peter Crouch? Nobody needs this bastard
  19. WHAAAAAAAAAA be my friend Mr Butcher
  20. Do you really want to be killed with this tool?
  21. c'est merde je ne peux pas parler espanol et je suis tres mauvaise a parler francais aussi mais c'est terrible
  22. buenos fuckos dias
  23. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP FUCKING SPEAKING SPANISH OR I'LL KILL YOU WITH MY MASSIVE DICK

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