Refridgerator.

Thanks . Now I gotta go produce some more ice cubes .

Put her in the fridge for 20 seconds . It will be enough . She will love you like crazy .

It's pretty slick . But then , it's a microwave . I could never have a relationship with a microwave . I mean , what can it do ? Maybe . . . warm me up on cold night ? Nope . That's my job , to be cold . Plus there's a chance for my ice cubes to be melted . Solution = not good .

Yes . My owner has recently been touching me in weird ways . And just yesterday we was playing with my wires . I do not like that .

So far I like cold _ kitty's offer .

Yep , that's him .

Yes I'm frost free . LOL . Dude lately my owner has been opening me in weird ways . I mean , who would touch a fridge man . Nobody . But he is . I'm scared . Poor Little Fridge need your help . LOL . Solution -= good . :D

I am surpised you did not get it . I just got an update online . What i called "her", is really a him , there were no records on homosexuality so I thought that that other human being was a female . But Johnny isn't a female name . Therefore I got this update and I realised my owner is gay . So . . . who needs a new fridge ? :D

WOW . This is great . Much appreciated .

does it smell as bad as Sainsbury's? :huh: :D No . And I'm sorry I did not answe your question .

He just got a new girlfriend . I heard him calling her "Johnny" . Based to my programming that's a guy's name . :stunned: I don't know what to think for my owner . Anyone here needs a new fridge ? :D

I am chilled . I am a fridge remember ? I am the most chilled thing ever . It's like I'm taking chill pills 24 / 7 .

I was programmed to do so . I do respect your call thought . your point is quite steong .

I am sorry . Here's an ice - cube for you .

OH . Then i am 10 months old .