nippy_performance

I don't get it

WITH THE YEMSTER

if chris martin wore a mask maybe we wouldn't be able to hear him as well. we can only dream.

I think he'd like that. unless he's vegan. cuz then he probably shouldn't clench :(

you never got to sniff my cupboard

OMG. please don't mention the potato. *GAG*

you HATE a mince pie? then i totally agree! I think sultanas are nuts. they're weird. and i don't like them. therefore they must be nuts. either way the combo of that and curry beans should not be mixed, oddly enough it tasted a little bit like the filling from a mince pie which is probably why i dry gagged and then tipped it all away in a topman bag

a hug

hahaha! I never even noticed that thing in your avatar. omg that actually made me larf so much when i read it. I think your sig could stand to be a little bigger though. I'm not feeling how small it is at the moment. I ate curry beans for breakfast. they had sultanas in. are sultanas nuts?

I know I love my sig too. I think it's possibly the best thing ever to come out of my mind. and btw. i love it when you call me nips. it makes my loins happy.

my brother has a wheat intolerance. this thread makes his insides cry

whores don't need condoms, our whole island is made out of them. floating away in the pacific with a thong and a dream

OK!! but I don't have a passport

GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!

LOL I love you more than potatoes and chris martin added together. Now THAT'S love

where's my love?

really? I just spoke to her and she seemed fine. how bizarre.

Natalya...I just ate a wispa. it was good

you're gay wb u bby

does someone acknowledge my username think about it kids

^that's my favourite song of all time. if I'd been named after that i wouldn't be so sexually frustrated right now *sigh*

Phyllis- i was named after the song

oh my gos you should so do it. i did it once in the shower and my head went all funny. i think that chris would be ok with it. he is a man of the world