Everything posted by Clocks In My Place
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The Perv Unit
*pulls you down quickly and holds you tight to the floor with by body and use my hands to keep your hands to the floor* Now you can't escape :sneaky:
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The Perv Unit
You just have to take that risk, don't you? :sneaky: Make your decision. :sneaky:
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The Perv Unit
Can you still hold it, Joe? It's starting to get hot and sweaty. :wink3: *breaths heavily*
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The Perv Unit
Chris Martin must be enjoying this, since he doesn't help me... :shifty: :wacky:
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The Perv Unit
Then I guess I have to tease you to let me go down :sneaky: *starts kissing neck*
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The Perv Unit
Rough, huh? I like it. What next? :wink3:
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The Perv Unit
You know I can. :sneaky: You think? :wink3: Wanna join in with something?:wink3: We're fighting about Chris.
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The Perv Unit
First we stand face to face, I take my left hand on your right shoulder and grab around you with my right hand so it's on you right side (it kinda looks like we're going to dance)... Then I turn around so it's my back against your front. :sneaky: My left hand goes from your shoulder to grab your arm as I bend a litlle down in my nees and bend so you lie on my back and kind of tip you off to the floor. :sneaky:
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The Perv Unit
Well, let me say... I need to hold tight on to you... We need to get really close to each other... :wink3:
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The Perv Unit
You're a pure gentleman, Joe! :snobby: Hip-throw! Now you wonder what that is, right? :sneaky:
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The Perv Unit
Leg lock! (damn it, I don't know the English words! :shifty:) :sneaky:
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The Perv Unit
Hello there perv Rania! :wink3:
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The Perv Unit
Watch out boy, I know self-defence! :sneaky: HiiiyaaaH! :D
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The Perv Unit
Bring it on! I'll fight for him anytime! :sneaky:
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The Perv Unit
Ooh, there's a very appropriate song in the radio now: "You're just too good to be true"! They fit perfect with my thing for Chris. Look up the lyrics. :wacky:
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The Perv Unit
I'm just giving Chris some massage right now... So not much you can do now, 'cause I'm all over him. :wink3:
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The Perv Unit
Of course Joe... You'd might be allowed to join sometimes...:wink3:
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The Perv Unit
^Haha! :lol: I need that book. :sneaky:
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The Perv Unit
Oh, so you're the one who got Chris warmed up to be so hot in this!: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x5yTccmn-A]YouTube - Coldplay - Fix You @ Paradiso 2008[/ame] :wacky:
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The Perv Unit
Groupie, huh? I like it. :wink3:
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The Perv Unit
^Then just let him. I set it up; my laptop on a chair moved close to my bed (otherwise I wouldn't be able to see it), made a quicklist on youtube (annoying that it doesn't automatically play the vids in full screen, when you choose to play them all) and timed my computer to turn off half an hour later with TurnOffMaster (so it would be on all night). :smug: :D
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The Perv Unit
I want him! :bomb:
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The Perv Unit
I'm killing you softly... Or am I? :wink3: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnuduLP5HhQ]YouTube - Coldplay - Sleep Chant @ Paradiso 2008[/ame] I fell asleep to this the other night (how appropriate). :sneaky: Watch in HQ (and full screen)
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The Perv Unit
:lol: It wasn't before? :sneaky:
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9-Nov-08 - BankAtlantic Centre, Ft Lauderdale, FL, - Tickets, Preview, Review/Photos
Really? :stunned: Recently it has started to always bring tears to my eyes. :cry: (except when I watch certain vids of it, where Chris looks... rather fine :wink3:)