Empily

Yeah, tits or gtfo Brent

Hahahaha even better

[ame= ] [/ame] I've spent pretty much all evening watching these videos oh my god

Damn Brent, ur hawt I still cringe thinking about it ;___;

Back when I was about 13 I had a major crush on my geography teacher Then someone told him and I think I died a little bit inside from embarrassment :blank:

2 of my teachers are so stunningly good looking but then the other 2 are dogs, so it kinda balances it out.

Granted, hate is a strong word. I find it annoying that my parents complain at me about them having to pay for the printer ink when I don't ever ask them for money for anything else :blank: Appart from food, obvs. /rant

My dad's going to hate me because I used up all the colour printer ink in a week

You are Dee

I feel your pain D: :dazzled: I should probably change my avatar instead, I've had it since Halloween :wtf:

Might change my username to something else but then know one will recognise me :sad:

hebejebebbe

I keep glancing at your username and reading it as coldplayheybbe

I got an E in my biology exam for AS level and I got an email from my teacher telling me to drop it :blank: I was slightly offended, however he made the decision of which subject to drop for me :dazzled:

I've only got until 2032 :sad:

http://www.deathclock.com/ It's counting down, Brent

You mean she wasn't single when she started stalking you? :huh:

Too have an easy life. I don't mean winning the lottery or anything, that's too easy. But I mean hassle and trouble and stress-wise.

Which accents do you like/dislike? Haha my boyfriends dad does that.

So if someone in America shot someone who was trying to rob their house, would that person go to jail for shooting the intruder or would it just be seen as self defence I'm talking generally here

Thinking about it, I don't think I've even seen a gun in real life. :blank: I've seen a policeman holding a big gun, but that's it.

How gay is it to lick one's penis

I'm the passoutandpukeovereveryoneslegs kinda drunk

wat :huh:

Did they actually say the word hashtag? Because that's weird