Hitman420

Comment AFTER you get me a towel, K ?

That smell is gonna make me.. OH.. OH GOD... UHHH.... Yep. Cum.

Victory is mine.

Yeah. Andres is a genius. That's why I have dreams at night about him riding my Hershey Highway. <3

It smells funny in here. And by funny, I mean arousing.

B-B-But I was just invited to the perv unit. :(

Aw, I'm honored. <3 And please, my friends call me God.

I'm a member at GDC, but I'm not technically a Green Day fan. Can I still stay ?

Clearly the government was involved.

Exactly. I like to keep my options open.

I know I'm a pedo. That's no secret.

That's okay, the lady who would be blowing you guys is only 15. Yeah. Feel like a pedo now, huh ?

See ? You can't lost with me on your side. Now, seeing as how we've pretty much got this, who goes first ? *Unzips pants*

:o You Coldplay people are freaks. I like it. :D

And GDC has me on their side. That alone puts the odds in our favor.