Really, you guys.
As I've said, this place is being Ridiculous with a Capital R once again, so it falls upon me once again to step in and say THIS PLACE IS RETARDED.
I thought once you moved on from waffles things would start improving, and they did for a while, but "Alias Day" is just... silliness.
Thank you very much. I hope I can guide you all onto the right path.