Everything posted by Paris Hilton
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I'VE GOT A CONFESSION: I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR!
You can't fire me.
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I'VE GOT A CONFESSION: I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR!
I'm sorry.... how silly of me.
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I'VE GOT A CONFESSION: I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR!
I said I love her, don't know if she loves me back...... and you're like crazy cuz I like never worked for you.
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I'VE GOT A CONFESSION: I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR!
It's ok.... actually I have a confession too, I wanted to marry you because I wanted to keep a secret...... I am lesbian, and I am in love with lady GaGa!
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LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.
that's what I meant.... I do listen to some stuff besides DJs music sometimes!
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!
What? you like burn down like all those non-twilight vampires? Sure.... you'll play the piano right after Lady GaGa sings her song!
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Please marry me PARIS HILTON
That'd be great!
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!
You'll eat me! yes I am a party animal.... that's part of my job, like people pay me to go to parties. I've done a bit of everythong everywhere :sneaky: I love dogs.... like Chihuahuas.... I love them cuz they are like small, so you can carry them in your purse.
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Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
Wow... it looks.... big.
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!
That's cute. I guess... some things can change, I am single till tomorrow.
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Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
Are you that poor that you can't buy a house? that's sad... I never knew I was like rich you know, till one day a school girl invited me to her house and I was like "oh"
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!
Sounds like cool.
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Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
What are you Birby?
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!
You are have some eating disorder..... you have to go to rehab, like Nicole. PM me then!
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!
:lol: I like have no idea of what you're talking about....:uhoh:
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!
:lol: Yes I do. Does anyone have an idea of who I am? PM me if so.
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!
How many money do you guys have?
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!
Do you wanna puke?
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!
Tomorrow.... Guy's gonna pick me up and take me to the same chapel Britney got married... I was like so jealous cuz everyone's eyes were on her, so we picked that place. Because I think you have like so much potential to be my BFF and I don't want to break your heart. Plus, Guy's rich, I don't know if you're rich.
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Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
Do you eat people?
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!
I'm working on a reality show to find me a BFF... you can be a part of it if you want. Be yourself sweetie cuz you're hot, I don't want you to change you know your make up and wardrove for me.
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Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
Oh :surprised: Got it thanks!
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Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
You mean like the ones elephants eat in cartoons?
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YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!
You're like so good at designing.. thanks for the present. Sorry sweetie... Guy asked first. I know we have like SO much in common.... which like makes me wonder... are you gay? Aww thanks.... you're hot too. Thanks Emma I am like so happy.
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Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
You're so..... colorful.