Strawberry Rain

*ego inflates* I have created a fucking monopoly. :evil:

Some bands took the Fangirl Shortage of 2011 harder than others.

Did someone say Toblerone?

I like how everyone's looking at the camera except for Chris ADD Martin. XD

WOOT 136! :dance:

^ This.

I'm Muslim, and I think Muslim extremists are batshit crazy. But anyway, I doubt that wars, genocide, etc. would really be the kind of think requested by any sort of god. Would any sort of god (who, in fact, according to all religions, wants humans to thrive and live peaceful lives) want the Crusades? The wars in the Middle East? It really amazes (and kind of scares me) me how some people want awful things to happen "in the name of God".

I'll bet an entire box of Toblerone.

Congrats! :heart:

"Come here.... I wanna give you a kiss!" BREAKING NEWS: 6'2", thick-bearded, blue-eyed man, possibly under influence of drugs, shows up at Coldplay concert. In response to an interviewer's inquiry if he was a roadie, the man twitched, laughed, and replied: "Cocaine? Never heard of it! Hehehehehe!" "It was the wicked and wild- Eww, is that bird poo!?" Jonny: (thinking) I hope no one notices my hair... :uhoh: Guy behind Jonny (I think it's Will): (thinking) WTF is up with Jonny's hair!? Chris: (thinking) ... I feel a breeze... In my pants... I hope they're not too short... Chris: *dorky grin* Will: (to camera woman) Oh hello there... Guy: *whispering* Jonny, I'm scared. Jonny: *whispering* Me too, Guy. Me too. Chris: JONNYYYYYY OH JONNYYYYYYYYY HOOOOW I LOOOVE YOU SOOOOO *glass breaks*

Oh...

DAMMIT! She's always sleeping when I try to buy a condom! *breakdown*

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O hai dere. Do u haz Imke?

I cried during "Life Size". You know, the kiddy move with Tyra Banks? I also cried the first time I watched a Lady Gaga music video. It was just so pathetic... I totally lost it! :bigcry: