whoopee

Nah apparently he makes orgasm faces all the time during his bass playing (I think that's what you call it, I never notice the difference between him playing and him not playing.). Ask any fangirl, she'll back me up.

Nah, apparently he makes orgasm faces all the time when he does his bass playing (I think that's what you call it) Ask any fangirl, she'll back me up.

Only if it looks like he and Chris are about to have sex.

Thanks, I appreciate that.

I'm hurt.

"An engineer thinks his equations are approximate to reality. A physicist thinks reality is approximate to his equations. A mathematician doesn't give a shit" :cheesy:!!! Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he'll have some water and Descrtes says, "I think not!" He disappears. and then there's another one which isn't a proper joke... it just goes "Let epsilon be less than zero..." :lol:

More like he can't:smug:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XETnjlMtU9w&NR=1]YouTube- Dancing Behind My Eyelids[/ame] !!!!! Dancing Behind My Eyelids is such an awesomeee song

Number 56 actually has over 4000 extra proofs in it!!! :awesome:

Is that shit awesome or what?? :awesome:

Múm are the best!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsOVJpEA41g]YouTube- mum - A Little Bit, Sometimes (Oran Mor)[/ame] :heart: so motherfucking good

I have Mark on my ignore list, which is really fortunate because he would ruin these otherwise. :heart:

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are all given the same problem: "Prove whether or not it is true that every odd number greater than one is a prime." The mathematician says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, but 9 is not a prime. Therefore this conjecture is false." The physicist says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is not a prime, 11 is a prime, and 13 is a prime. This conjecture is true in five out of six cases, it must be true." The engineer says: "3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime..."

Hah, no, I might though as a joke if I date a geek, and if somebody used them on me I would probably think it was really cute just because most of them are so ridiculous.

um... gah I used to know tons of these "If we form a singularity tonight it could be a big bang"

Biology ones are awesome :awesome: I wish I was a DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans :charming: my chess friend says "Be a queen and mate me with your knight moves" and then there's "I'll do you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long" :charming: "I wish I was an adenine so that I could get paired with U"

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Wow, you're so jaded and cool!

I thought she'd been told off, too, I hadn't seen her for a long time.

That happens to me sometimes I guess. Go out there and meet smart people, is my suggestion, I suppose.

WTF? Do you go to a bad school or something? that's fucked up.

You'll probably be okay, another thing is, how old are you? A lot of people who will mature a bit more (intellectually I mean I guess) start to really do so in college from what I can tell, so you may just be a bit ahead of the curve.

No, if you want to discuss something like politics and you don't have anybody who is on the intellectual level of discussing something fairly simple like what's going on in the news for chrissake you are in a really frustrating situation, I hate it when I'm surrounded by people I can't have a serious conversation with.

Ugh, your life sucks if you can't even find someone who knows Carl Sagan, tonsss of people have heard of Carl Sagan... yeah your life sucks, my sympathies. And if you can't discuss religion or politics that sucks too.