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Tru-u-u-u-uuuuu-fax.

Goodness, Leonard is annoying. BUT SHELDON! :cheesy:

GIGANTIC PIC TIME OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG :bomb: Let me tell you, he looks better in costume than CERTAIN members of CERTAIN bands that CERTIAIN members seem to appreciate posting CERTAIN posts about. IF you catch my drift. edit: Awwwwww, ANNNNGIEEEEE!!! Did you HAVEEEEE to do your job THISSSS TIMEEE??? :(

:sweatdrop: And he's smart, too!

I kinda smell oranges, but that could be due to the orange juice I'm drinking. It is fine, fine orange juice, too.

Oh, there we go. Goody.

Name one thing I've done that could be considered trolling. Also, I put you on my ignore list, why can I still see your posts? :inquisitive:

Wow, you still don't know what a troll actually is :nice: Scuse me, I have an ignore list to update

Three guesses!!

For Christ's sake, I got on at 12:30 this morning and nobody had posted since around 8:20. 8:motherTHOMYORKEtrucking30!!! Well, I guess it's good, the boards are nice and peaceful now, no fighting.:rolleyes: Good thing the TROLLS have all left:smug: edit: BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA wow look who posted at the same time XD

This forum is unbearably boring. Trufax.

Ooh, look who's all administratively on TOP of it.

Those are horrible deduction skills, I said I was a male because I tried to pretend to be Sheldon Cooper.

I'm not Sheldon Cooper. I'm not even good at imitating him. :disappointed:

It's going to take you more than a year to get through med school!?!?

Shh, it's a secret.

I wouldn't expect lesser minds such as yours to understand the beauty of either, Alexa.

Hah! Hardly!

Here's a hint. neeeEEEEEEEeeerrrrr

What? It was like that all along. I would never make so foolish a mistake. I am one of the greatest minds of the 21st century, you know.

The one I heard just has the Mathematician pwning everybody by saying that 9 is not prime and leaving. Interesting how the diffusion of the joke has changed its structure so much. Wouldn't you say?

Whatever do you mean? This thread is called the Riemann Zeta Function Fan Thread.

I'll start with one of my favorites. "A mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are all given the task of removing two nails. One of them is completely nailed into the wall, and the other is stuck out almost all the way. The engineer pulls out the second nail and then hurts his fingers tugging on the first for thirty minutes before finally pulling it out. The physicist calculates for ten minutes, returns with a metal contraption, and removes the two nails with the exact minimum amount of force necessary to do so in each case. The mathematician ignores the nail sticking out, because it is less interesting, and works for hours on an elegant way to pull out the nail that's nailed in, and writes a paper about how doing so has furthered the entire field of carpentry's understanding of their job. After finally removing the nail, he looks distastefully at the one sticking out, says, 'This problem can be simplified into a previously solved case,' nails it in, and then leaves." LOL

I concur.

I'll start! 1.