The reTARDIS

*dribbles over the keyboard*

who am i? who knows. /is mysterious

Best.thread.ever

Im gonna have to go for a bit :disappointed: Be back soon :lips:

There's a tangerine in my pocket :blank: :wink3:

IT IZ AWSUM I travelled the whole universe for this :charming:

and hardly used :charming:

WELL IM ENJOYIN THIS V MUCH SO

THAT'S NOT UR LEG IS IT NOTANALIAS :charming:

You thought you killed me, but imma just go regenerate kthxbai

D: but tits D:

<3

of tit tape

NOOOOOOOOO DIE YOU ****

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

OMFGGGGG KILLL EHTTT KILL EHHTTTT BURN IT WIV FIAR

:blank:

IM DONT JUST WANNA MARRY YOU FOR THE SEX I LOVE YOU AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU OMGGGGG U DONT THINK WE'RE ALL THAT SHALLOW DO YOU? OH IM NOT SAYING I DUN WANNA BE TIED UP WHILE YOU RUB ALLL UR GOOODNESS OVER MY NAKED AND HELPLESS BODY WHILE I CHOKE FOR BREATHE WITH MY HEAD STUFFED BETWEEN THOSE GLORIOUS BUNS OF URS, BUT SRSLY I LOVE YOU AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING YO

I dont have tits :disappointed: I wish I did :disappointed:

:lips:

bbeeeepppppp beeepppppppp BEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

OH NOES MANGOOOO

Well I was creating it specifically for my Beiber who evidently isn't, as they say, "packing"