The reTARDIS

Beiber, I think you shall find this diagram most informative. it uses realistic colours in a completely non threatening scenario that is very clear and not at all euphemistic.

When this is over I am going to quote that in my sig :lol:

I cannot mate for i have two penises however i am rendered infertile by the colossal amount of radiation i am exposed to. That's the draw back of being a time traveler i cannot have babehs. i can still come tho. hell yeah i can shoot across an entire tardis. :charming:

IM BEATING OUT A SAMBA

My mom brought me a book on sexuality, I decided everything with a postcode turns me on :charming:

I may draw a diagram instead :blush:

BOOOM CHICKKAAA BOOOWWW WOOOOWWW

DO U NO HOW PENIS WORKS YOUNG BEIBER?

LOOKIT MY FACE DONT YOU LOVE MY FACE

Beiber you will go down in history i know this coz im dr who lolz

*KILLS KENNY*

Is cold play some erotic type of foreplay? y'know... with ice and stuff.

cold......play?

I know him :charming: I could take you too him :charming: JUST STEP INTO MY SMALL WOODEN BOX GURL <3

*makes sperm*

Can I ask you a very personal question Carlton? :blank: I've always wondered..... you being so amazing on tele and all and im like woowwww to be meeting you rite now and im all starstruck and stuff...... are you gay? :wacky:

YOUR BROTHER IS CALLED WILLIAM I KNOW THIS COZ IM DR WHO

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WHAT IS THIS I DONT

anyone? :wink3:

I DUN GOOF'D :sick:

I don't wish to brag, but in several parallel universes I invented the internet, warned the world about global warming, ran for president and won the Nobel peace prize. :smug:

Crests of daynight...... Lets go out :charming: Your universe or mine? :sneaky:

WHO WANTS SUM UNIVERSAL LOVIN?

hello imma make you mc cubed babeh :charming: