Carlton Banks

Anyone can :(

Post pics of your best impressions! My Macaulay Culkin impression: :smug:

:( My love for you is unconditional. :love:

:whatever:

God dammit if you don't fix that subject-verb disagreement soon I'm gonna *twitch*

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY :wacky:

No his signature CLEARLY FAILS due to the following FATAL GRAMMATICAL ERROR(s): The electrons that orbit this atom is made of awesome. And don't get me started on the nucleus.

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT VAMPIRE WEEKFUCK

I don't want to be your friend :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: I just want to be your lover. :embarrassed:

Man, that is... that is really deep. This has really put a new perspective into my life. Thanks pal.

No one cares :cheesy:

Have you ever considered getting psychiatric help? my dad happens to know a psychiatrist who specializes in Android Mental Health and I'm sure he could hook you up. :nice:

I'll take you since that heartless bitch Marvin denied me. :disappointed: I mean really, who denies Carlton Banks??!?!??!?!?!?!!!!

Did you hear that? That was my heart crumbling into little tiny pieces. :(

I'll send my butler Geoffrey to change it for you :D

Marvin I'm in love with you

I second this notion. :wink3:

Lies! ALL LIES!!!

YOU ARE A HUGE LET DOWN, MARVIN

Oh it's so nice to meet a fan. :blush: And no I'm very much into women. :wink3: Even though I have literally no luck with them. :cry:

Yeah just sit there and sulk you worrywort. You're such a creep. How do you do it?

BROTHER?!?! God forbid! No, we are cousins. Cousins.

No one ever appreciates me. :bigcry: No more Mr. Nice Guy. :shifty:

It's not insane! It's rational, sensible, and logical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aw, you need a big hug don't you? Group hug everyone. :hug: :hug: :hug: