Batatoman

Let's make babehs. :heart:

I went shopping today, and I saw a sweatshirt that said GANGSTER on it. I almost bought it, but they didn't have it in an xxxxsmall. :(

Momma's boi.

Kristen Stewart is my bitch. :wacky:

Tardis likes tits.

Wanna know my secret identity? :wink3:

oh snappp

YOUR MOM.

I died'd.

:lips:

I'm sick of all this damn Dr Who crap. :bigcry: WATCH SOME REAL TV LOOSURS.

:surprised: No one has ever talked to me like that before....... LET'S GO GAY FOR EACH OTHER. :wacky: Buy a cosmo for me. :blush:

The super powers I have don't make you happy enough? :sad: I love youuuuu. :lips:

But I'm a purebred potato. D:

CUZ I'M A MAN BABEH

:charming:

How dreamy. :wacky:

Oh, lolz, I thought you were talking to me and I was liek wut

You haz dem?

I'm not a boy. :anxious:

wut

:charming: mah powerssss? I can just fly and lift heavy things. :sad:

WUT SHE'S MINE BITCH

wut

You have a worm in your beaver? :thinking: