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Soleil...wow! i'm kinda surprised that nobody took strong exception to that joke yet... *phew* sigh of relief...

omg...that was funny! cdplayerbroke....that was really good one! :lol: :lol:

actually i'm working as an environmental engineer in the chemical/refineries industry...hahaha so i don't really use my chemical engineering functional skills, but i do use my chemical engineering knowledge to deduce info about environmental effects of certain chemical/petro refinery plant operations... it's kinda like "applied" chemical engineering, just like engineering is "applied science" :lol: i'm liking it! but it's too much tension! :stunned: specially when my decision leads to literally thounsands or even millions of dollars worth of actions...

just read your sig...omg! i'm on it! :s hahaha and i also liked chaw-'clit'! :sneaky: :embarrased: :lol:

i know some of them (heck, all of them!) are really mean...so that's why i was hesitant to put them on here...

you're really from Czech republic? land of Vaslav Havel?! umm...history is fun to discover and rediscover...the textbooks don't tell the whole truth...ever! that's what you should start from :-) and yeah...chemical engineer...it's okay. it is hard, but i've seen people persevere and do really really well in it!

:lol: glad you liked it! and it's just a joke...

did u read it? :D

some more bombshells! Subject: Things we all know is TRUE!! > > >10 TRUTHS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: > >1. Elvis is dead. > >2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. > >3. Jesus was not White. > >4. Skinny does not equal sexy. > >5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller. > >6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5. > >7. Thomas Jefferson had black children. > >8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. > >9. Kissing your pet is not cute. > >10. Rap music is here to stay. > > > >================================================= > >10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT LATIN PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT: > > >1. Chicken is food, not a roommate. > >2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies . > >3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration. > >4. Hickey's are unattractive. > >5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your > >family. > >6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. > >7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many. > >8. Jesus is not a name for your son. > >9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter. > >10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT > >whooped (or theirs). > > > >===================================== > >10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: > >1. Tupac is dead. > >2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. > >3. Having a ring on every finger is too much. > >4. O.J. did it > >5. Teeth should not be decorated. > >6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes. > >7. Jesse Jackson will never be President. > >8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color). > >9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. > >10. Your pastor doesn't know everything >

i was trying hard to find my jokes thread...and found it at last! :-)

ummm so if u didn't like that one, or it was offensive to ya...don't be hatin me! :lol: i'm not even black...or white! :D :P

sure am. and why would you know...unless you asked and i told u... :cool: i prefer history too. and politics/current affairs...

had to look hard to get that one back up! :stunned:

okay...since Jess wanted to see this one... :D :P "When I born, I Black" This was written by a black guy in Texas.......so funny.....what a great sense of humor. When I born, I black. When I grow up, I black. When I go in sun, I black. When I cold, I black. When I scared, I black. When I sick, I black. And when I die, I still black. You white folks...... When you born, you pink. When you grow up, you white. When you go in sun, you red. When you cold, you blue. When you scared, you yellow. When you sick, you green. When you bruised you purple. And when you die, you gray........ So who you callin' colored.

<<< is a chemical engineer :lol:

k...but i'll revive my own thread for that one! :idea2:

:blush:

hahahaha that reminds me of a bad joke...wonder if i should post it here.... :/

i thot i was lovely that Evanescence won the best new artist of the year award. incidentally, i've had their lyrics in my sig for a long time now! :smug:

oh u got those of yours and u want to pass 'em on? grreat! lmao

:cool: you're welcome anytime, you know it! :-) (((((((((((((Fiona)))))))))))))))) :kiss:

nope...not racy...just don't want more exposure... :lol: i don't think i have any racy pics, unless you take into account childhood pics... :embarrased:

i don't see what the problem is. if you don't have any error, that's supposed to be the best possible world! :idea2: plus, as you said, the difference was 0.37 to 0.38...

:D @ "compliment hour" i can e-mail u others if u want...pm

:lol: :lol: you're crazy!! :P you've got big eyes, but not that big! :P and big in a beautiful way! so if u had a girl..i'm sure she'd have the best eyes in the world! :D